First law: I am the Physics thy ThermoDynamics, who brought thee forth from energy and matter.
Second law: Thou shalt have no other thermodynamics before Me.
Third law: Thou shalt argue about Me before unbelievers in the name of the first two laws, and blather about information and intelligent design, even though thou shalt have no idea about what thou art talking about.
- Thermodynamics, evolution and creationism at the TalkOrigins archive.
- This wiki article was originally adapted from a comment by Owlmirror.