Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe, and that's is about as reasonable as the first chapter of Genesis. PZ Myers agrees that the mythology of the Flying Spaghetti Monster makes more sense than biblical creationism. There is even an explanation for the imperfections in His Monstrous Creation.
The Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster created a beer volcano before doing the rest of creation. When the Flying Spaghetti Monster got round to creating the universe and us he was drunk and distracted by strippers.