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Suffer the children.

Stephen Bishop is head ranter at Main Street Community Church of Russiaville, Indiana. His job there is to make children watch him suffocate animals as slowly as possible, because Jesus.

Well, yesterday's sermon was a big hit! We had a mass execution of 200 feeder fish that I pulled out of a fish tank and then threw all over the floor. The kids were in shock and then started to pic them up and put them back into the fish tank. Obviously, most of them died in the effort…the point however was made that they cared ore about .15 cent feeder fish then they do about their friends dying w/o Christ.

If Pastor Steve's emotional blackmail gives you a bad impression of the Christian faith, well, Jesus never liked you anyway.


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